Total Medals Earned: 409 (From 75 different games.) Total Medal Score: 7,650 Points
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/330 points)
start the game
complete the tutorial
finish the game
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 8/12 (170/210 points)
Treat Your First Patient
Fail To Treat a Patient
Get Shoved By a Business Man
Catch a Virus
Take Damage
Run Out Of Lives
Eat a Schnitzel
Use The Toilet
Complete Your First Shift
Complete Your Second Shift
Complete Your Third Shift
Perform a Heart Transplant
Medals Earned: 4/8 (90/300 points)
Pick up every item.
Find every secret area.
Exit the gallery in record time.
Have a bit too much.
Observe every piece of artwork.
Blow all possible money at the gift shop.
Spend an active 15 minutes in the gallery.
Medals Earned: 1/4 (10/110 points)
Get 15 or more points
Get 30 or more points
Stun 9 or more enemies in one game
Get in the portal without killing a single enemy
Medals Earned: 19/20 (280/380 points)
Start the game
Get the beer
Get the flower
Get the key
Get the matches
Get the newspaper
Get the oxygen tank
Get the rope
Find the screwdriver
Get the telescope
Get the wheel
End of chapter four
End of chapter one
End of chapter three
End of chapter two
End of prologue
End of chapter five
End of the game
Watch credits
It's okay just to be present sometimes
Medals Earned: 6/6 (215/215 points)
Complete 4 levels.
Complete 8 levels.
Complete 12 levels.
Complete 16 levels.
Complete 20 levels.
Complete 24 levels.
Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/145 points)
Slay your very first elemental. Good job?
Get your first upgrade. They are important!
Meet a new, fiery foe
175 enemies left. Keep on going!
Get at least 1000 ether in a single run
Meet a watery, annoying slug
Reach the final boss. At last!
MAX up all your upgrades!
Medals Earned: 4/7 (130/340 points)
ROFL ROFL ROFL
Break out the legal way.
Break out the badass way.
Break out the Sneaky Way
...or do you?
Find all 18 FAILs.
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/40 points)
Reach the 5th wave of enemies.
Reach the 10th wave of enemies.
Reach the 15th wave of enemies.
Medals Earned: 11/18 (390/660 points)
Watching kredit make me STRONG
Listen to a song linked in the credits
*Obnoxious Airhorn Sound*
Achieve the Rank CA
Achieve the Rank GI
Achieve the Rank IRO
Achieve the Rank PD
Achieve the Rank TB
Find all 60 unique fails
Where is he?
Stuck the landing
You knew he'd be in this game somewheres
Wake up and smell the snow
Get a total of 101 fails
Unlock every medal, then click the icon (ingame)
